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Topless pools in Las Vegas? The horror. The horror.

Friday May 27, 2005 | 08:07:32 101 words, 5780 views
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So, Chris Baldwin is all charged up about the new topless pools at the new Wynn Las Vegas, Caesars Palace and Mandalay Bay Hotel and Casino. Baldwin, if you’re thinking it’s going to be a bevy of hot babes, get ready to weep.

$100 says it’s the same blue-haired old biddies from the slot machines, sans bikini tops.

Perhaps we should send Old Man McDonald instead. Tim could sip a few Metamucil coladas while checking out the topless leatherbacks at poolside and still have time to tie on a feedbag for the $3 AYCE prime rib, and get to sleep by his customary 8:30.

"Tim, love - fetch me my lotion ..."

Comments:

Comment from: Sandy Kirk [Visitor]
Hey mate, that is the sickest crap you people have posted yet. I burned my nose with coffee and now I'm cleaning off my monitor. Thanks for nothing!
Permalink 05/27/05 @ 10:49
Comment from: Ronald S. Montesano [Visitor]
Thank god someone found my wife! I've been missing her so. Is she winning at the tables? If so, let her stay, but make her promise to send some of her winnings back home. The kids need summer clothing. Since this really isn't about golf, I cannot depend on my expertise, so I resort to cheap humor. Love ya' honey. Email soon.
Permalink 05/28/05 @ 22:38
Comment from: Rebel Blogger [Member] Email
I would say this is a "clearance section" Las Vegas hooker.
Permalink 05/31/05 @ 05:15
Comment from: Sickened [Visitor]
This cheap joke is lower even than the usual tasteless crud I've come to expect from this sight.
Permalink 06/01/05 @ 10:37
Comment from: dfwchef [Visitor]
Wow. No teeth. Hmmm.
Now we're talkin.

Can you make waffles on her forehead too? I'm very close to heaven here.
Permalink 06/03/05 @ 04:21
Comment from: Big [Visitor] · http://Big Daddy /visitor
This is really in poor taste. Especially for a publication that prides itself for bashing Walters golf and the condition of a golf course. Don't throw rocks if you live in a brick house.
Permalink 06/03/05 @ 10:07
Comment from: Sgt. Dick Phallus, [Visitor] · http://www.copslasvegas.gov
The topless pools are a situation that we will be monitoring carefully and we will take action if needed. Sgt. Dick Phallus Las Vegas Metropolitan Police
Permalink 07/13/05 @ 05:31

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