Need a condo near the K Club or Masters!? (or Viagra or online bingo?)

Dear spammers:

It’s my dream to get you to stop hitting our golf blogs with your crap.

Now, normally I tell spammers: “If you want to rent out your cottage near the K Club, or your apartment in Augusta, or your time-share in Spain, buy an ad! Likewise, if you’re hawking home owners’ insurance, fake diplomas, herbal Viagra, hot senior amateurs*, or insider stock tips, well take a hike!”

But here is your one chance. I’m willing to let your stupid spam posts pile up here in this blog thread: For a price.

For just $29.99 I will let your “ad” reside in the blog comments below for 4 weeks. You can send me the money via PayPal.com. Just post a note here with your e-mail address and I’ll send you info on how to wire me the cash. Act now, kids.

(* I thought this had to do with elderly recreational golfers in the Sun Belt states – WRONG.)