Gatorade studied Tiger Woods' sweat - Budweiser should study John Daly's
As Bill Wolfrum blogged at WorldGolf.com, a team of scientists studied Tiger Woods’ sweat when creating the formula for the new “Gatorade Tiger … a new line of Gatorade Thirst Quencher formulated for Tiger Woods in great-tasting flavors he selected.”
With their Tiger study done, you have to assume these guys are out looking for work. Budweiser ought to bring ‘em on board to study John Daly’s sweat. Us golfers know beer and golf go together like Greg Norman and Chris Evert.
In fact, forget studying his sweat, I say just bottle it. With Big John’s fan appeal (and ability to produce tremendous amounts of perspiration), you have to know it would make some serious money for Bud - and it’d be a product like nothing else on the market. Except maybe Bud Light.
(BTW, Tim McDonald just ripped his fellow golf writers for piling on Daly. Let the record reflect, however, that I was calling Daly a buffoon long before calling him a buffoon was cool.)
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---Tiger Woods, USA Today
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---J Nicklaus, The Daily Telegraph.
"There is no beginning to his talents."
---Anthony Jacklin, Cape Town Herald
"He is the man who rose without trace."
---Greg Norman, The Australian.
"Utter hovno."
---F Bouc, Lidove Noviny.
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