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Gatorade studied Tiger Woods' sweat - Budweiser should study John Daly's
Wednesday March 19, 2008 | 13:10:01 166 words, 18483 views
As Bill Wolfrum blogged at WorldGolf.com, a team of scientists studied Tiger Woods’ sweat when creating the formula for the new “Gatorade Tiger … a new line of Gatorade Thirst Quencher formulated for Tiger Woods in great-tasting flavors he selected.” With their Tiger study done, you have to assume these guys are out looking for work. Budweiser ought to bring ‘em on board to study John Daly’s sweat. Us golfers know beer and golf go together like Greg Norman and Chris Evert. In fact, forget studying his sweat, I say just bottle it. With Big John’s fan appeal (and ability to produce tremendous amounts of perspiration), you have to know it would make some serious money for Bud - and it’d be a product like nothing else on the market. Except maybe Bud Light. (BTW, Tim McDonald just ripped his fellow golf writers for piling on Daly. Let the record reflect, however, that I was calling Daly a buffoon long before calling him a buffoon was cool.) Comments:
Comment from: GolfSpy X [Visitor]
Love the name of the blog and great title to this post...funny stuff.
Comment from: Dick [Visitor]
Eeewww man thats gross, is that what they are going to call this new drink; Tiger Sweat? Comes in three great flavors; Locker Room, Practice Tee and Bedroom. Hey if it's co-mingled with Elins it just might be drinkable! Just kidding Tiger!
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Comment from: CriticalTool [Visitor]
fuuunnnee. For a moment, I forgot about
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