SI’s Jay Mohr is not a fan of golf. He says our fine sport is a waste of time, frustrating, caters to has-beens and is more frustrating than a lap dance. Check out the Jay Mohr column. Here is one thing I can guarantee you: Cheap Bastard is way too cheap to get a lap dance. Rebel full post »

I love Phil Mickelson. He’s a great golfer. He’s classy. Hell, his sister even looks hot. And, I love the fact he won the PGA Championship, sticking it up Chris Baldwin’s arse. Like Baldwin, however, we all know Lefty is a complete gagger who freezes up at the wrong moment, stealing defeat from victory. Reading Tim McDonald’s article the other day on Lefty’s fitness trainer. I couldn’t help but think that what he really needs is a sports psychologist not a fitness guru. The boy just needs a good shrink and a couch so he can let his natural talent shine in those ... full post »

For Godsake, let’s get off of Tiger Woods’ back! Needing three players to make bogey with one hole to go to get into a playoff, Tiger Woods decided that he didn’t want to stick around for an extra day all for the grand prize of finishing in third place. Apparently, heading home rather than sticking around on a Monday to particpate in a forgone conclusion was not Tiger’s idea of a fine time. I say who cares. The fact that the PGA started the tournament so late, pandering to TV and their ceremonies, devalued this “major” into second tier status. Those of you blasting Tiger ... full post »

Golf Blogger brought up in his blog how John Daly repeated his feat of reaching the Par 5 17th at Baltusrol in two. Golf Blogger, as he tends to do, blogs without offering definitive opinions. He stated this is an “Exhibit A for how much technology has changed the game in the last 10 years.” I’ll take it a bit further. The technology of today is a problem for golf worse than steroids are for baseball. Today’s rocket propelling golf clubs are making a joke out of great golf courses all throughout the World. Yes, one has to harness the technology to ... full post »

I’m a basketball fan who rarely got enjoyment out of watching Michael Jordan. There wasn’t any drama. He showed up with his seven dwarfs and marched to victory just about every time. He took guys like Steve Kerr, John Paxson, Scottie Pippen and Horace Grant and made them look a lot better than they really were. He could have played with Laverne and Shirley and had Squiggy as his point guard. The man would have figured out a way to win. Tiger Woods is a similar kind of machine. He is the Michael Jordan of Golf. He is the greatest of ... full post »

Yes, there are many of you who love golf in Santee, South Carolina! This guy here uses the premium Lysol and picks the fleas off the strippers as they are strolling out of their trailers. For those of you who like the goat tracks located in this dank town, why not save your pennies and head to Myrtle Beach? I think Santee stripper extraordinaire Maria owes these guys big! Rebel Comment: I have been visiting Santee annually for the past five years. The same group of twelve guys have been having more fun each and every year. We have fun at the ... full post »

“I told him, ‘I can’t blow this kind of money without a return. When you make it, there has to be payback.’ ” — Marc O’Hair, father of PGA Pro Sean O’Hair Marc O’Hair is a man with huge image problem. More than the typical gung ho father who domineers a son, this father takes take things to the extreme. While successfully manufacturing his son into a PGA Tour prodigy, he demanded his son contribute 10 percent of his professional earnings for life. Marc O’Hair, frazzled by the bad publicity he has received from numerous media outlets, wrote a ... full post »