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48 comments

  1. § matt said on :
    So let me get this straight---you post an obviously suggestive photo of a 16 year-old girl, inviting all sorts of lewd and innapropriate comments, and then cover your own a** by banning the obvious captions. Shame on you rebel. My submission will be forthcoming.
  2. § Paul W said on :
    I'd post a suggestion, but you probably won't have time to read it before the fbi drags you off.
  3. § Kiel Christianson® Email said on :
    "I've heard of losing your ball in the rough, but never both ends of your putter."
  4. § Denver Player said on :
    The penalty should be talking golf with Jennifer Mario.
  5. § The Undaunted Duffer said on :
    Well well well, the prodigal son returns. It's good to see you back in action Reb. You’ve been missed. Might I say, this is a rather "spicy" come back post.

    In any event, Michelle seems to know how to intimidate her opposition. Her whole body language in the picture seems to convey to her opponents where exactly they can put their putters for the upcoming season. Just because The Big Wiesy’s gonna’ be eatin’ them alive. All the while cleaning her shades so nonchalantly.

    By the way, I love pork rinds. BBQ preferably.
  6. § matt said on :
    Michelle Wie finally puts her putter to good use.
  7. § Sheryl said on :

    That picture is from 2 years ago when she was 14- Perv !
  8. § Ron Mon® Email said on :
    So, how was prison, Reb? Time off for good behavior?
  9. § Kenji said on :
    You sick creeps, you're the lowest form of scum!

    "My putter's not working. How do I activate it?"
  10. § alan said on :
    you obviously weren't away long enough
    Alan M
  11. § alan said on :
    when are you going to publish your apology?
    Alan M
  12. § Golfballer said on :
    Caption: Wie's Putter Rests in the Short Grass
  13. § Palermo said on :
    Wei handling up or her business....
  14. § Ron Mon® Email said on :
    What language does Palermo speak? Wei? As in Curds and Whey? "handling up or her business"? I don't get the code.
  15. § K-Bra said on :
    I could have sworn I set that thing on the edge of the green!
  16. § Mike said on :
    You could hear her competitor's exclaim under their breath "no wonder she's got a hot putter this round.."
  17. § JOHN D said on :
    Damn! I could have swore I just put new batteries in this thing, yesterday.
  18. § John D said on :
    It's all in the 'grip.'
  19. § John D said on :
    Or maybe... "The grip, it's all in."
  20. § John D said on :
    Hey, Look Ma, No Hands!
  21. § John D said on :
    Now if I could get a shorter, fatter model, Could I play on the Men's Tour?
  22. § Mike said on :
    Morgan Pressel, sounds like pretzle. Mmmmm, I like pretzles. I like that show, the OC. I wonder why koala bears eat just that one kind of tree. Sharks are scary........
  23. § BV said on :
    REB - welcome back, your twisted take on all things golf was sorely missed (even resorted to reading Jen Mario's blog....yee gods that was boring)!

    CAPTION - "Wie checking her lie, trying to decide if she needs more club".
  24. § Keifer said on :
    Bet my shaft is stiffer than yours.
  25. § alan said on :
    So, REB, Who is the winner? This was supposed to be a contest, after all.
  26. § Tim McDonald® Email said on :
    "Graphite or steel and discreet shipping"
  27. § Martin Levac said on :
    Caption: "Michelle Wie, 14, intends to beat the men at their own game."

    So, do I win or do I win?
  28. § Kenji said on :
    "In consumer news today, Sony unveiled its new Michelle Wie action figure (shown here simulated life size). All parts are moveable. Side accessories include a remote-controlled S.I. reporter. The 45-centimetre doll, clad in pink denim and interchangeble earrings, was dubbed by the New York Times as "the most extraordinary electronics product since the Pong machine". In celebrity news, ex-blogger Chris Baldwin showed off his latest tatoo. It depicts Ms. Wie's angelic face, and underneath in medieval lettering, "Punahou Pride". When asked to comment, Baldwin said 'If you can't beat 'em, join 'em' and began giggling hysterically."
  29. § Patrick said on :
    All of those who have posted captions should be put away for disgrace to the human race. You truly are perverts who get off on seeing pictures of teenagers! Burn in hell all of you...
  30. § Bulldog said on :
    "Now if I could just find a place to keep my balls".
  31. § Alan said on :
    Patrick, you have no imagination. I don't think that comment will win this contest.
  32. § John Galloway said on :
    Brings new meaning to the term wedgie!
  33. § Alan said on :
    OOOOOH!!, AAAHHHHH!, OOOOOOO!,AH-AH-AH, AAAAAGGHHHH! I feel like I need a smoke! ALAN M
  34. § John D said on :
    "Never Up - Never In!
  35. § Alan said on :
    So, REB, Who is the winner? This was supposed to be a contest, after all. Alan M
  36. § Bad Bill said on :
    WWWWWWIIIIIIIEEEEEeeeeee !!!!!
  37. § Vincent Vega said on :
    Caption: Think I'll go with the jumbo grip next time.
  38. § Sean Arhar said on :
    Love those new grips.
  39. § Nate said on :
    ...hearing about the new ribbed putter grips, michelle just couldn't wait til she got home...
  40. § Golfnut said on :
    Ohh! Another hole in one.
  41. § FRANK said on :
    "I WONDER IF THIS IS WHAT CHUBBS MEANT WHEN HE SAID IT'S ALL IN THE HIPS"
    (CHUBBS BEING CARL WEATHER CHARACTER FROM HAPPY GILMOUR)
  42. § John D said on :
    Thinking of that Happy Place?
  43. § Howie said on :
    I love my new belly putter!
  44. § Alan said on :
    Wow, those enlargment kits really DO work!!! Alan M
  45. § Candace Polski said on :
    Wow, I go this humungus tool in my hands, but I still ain't got no balls.
  46. § Alex said on :
    These new "Ping-Tang" grips are great - I just wish they were available in a pre-lubricated model. It would mean a lot less work for me.
  47. § June said on :
    Woooo-Hooo!!!!!
  48. § Candace Polski said on :
    Wow, This is so much better than the 'old way' - I just hate the taste of rubber.

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