He’s baaaaaaaaaack! Gentlemen I know you missed the old Rebel Blogger. Can’t tell you where I’ve been or I would have to kill you. Suffice it to say, I haven’t changed my mind about Santee, S.C. Still a pit. At any rate, dear readers, have I got a deal for you. To herald my return, I aim to run my own personal contest. All you have to do is post the best caption for this photo I stumbled across on the web (click on it for larger version):
Now, based on the comments that fly every time Young Michelle’s name gets mentioned, I know she has a lot of admirers – of which the Reb is one, I might add. ‘Course she has her detractors too. Anyway, best caption wins a prize! Come on, guys!
[Rebel’s Disclaimer Time! Do NOT post lewd or profane comments or you will be banned and the forced to spend 24 hours eating pork rinds and talking golf with the Cheap Bastard.]
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In any event, Michelle seems to know how to intimidate her opposition. Her whole body language in the picture seems to convey to her opponents where exactly they can put their putters for the upcoming season. Just because The Big Wiesy’s gonna’ be eatin’ them alive. All the while cleaning her shades so nonchalantly.
By the way, I love pork rinds. BBQ preferably.
That picture is from 2 years ago when she was 14- Perv !
"My putter's not working. How do I activate it?"
Alan M
Alan M
CAPTION - "Wie checking her lie, trying to decide if she needs more club".
So, do I win or do I win?
(CHUBBS BEING CARL WEATHER CHARACTER FROM HAPPY GILMOUR)