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Rebel Blogger returns with Michelle Wie photo caption contest
Thursday December 15, 2005 | 15:13:15 166 words, 12717 views
He’s baaaaaaaaaack! Gentlemen I know you missed the old Rebel Blogger. Can’t tell you where I’ve been or I would have to kill you. Suffice it to say, I haven’t changed my mind about Santee, S.C. Still a pit. At any rate, dear readers, have I got a deal for you. To herald my return, I aim to run my own personal contest. All you have to do is post the best caption for this photo I stumbled across on the web (click on it for larger version):
Now, based on the comments that fly every time Young Michelle’s name gets mentioned, I know she has a lot of admirers – of which the Reb is one, I might add. ‘Course she has her detractors too. Anyway, best caption wins a prize! Come on, guys! [Rebel’s Disclaimer Time! Do NOT post lewd or profane comments or you will be banned and the forced to spend 24 hours eating pork rinds and talking golf with the Cheap Bastard.] 
Comments:
Comment from: matt [Visitor]
So let me get this straight---you post an obviously suggestive photo of a 16 year-old girl, inviting all sorts of lewd and innapropriate comments, and then cover your own a** by banning the obvious captions. Shame on you rebel. My submission will be forthcoming.
2005-12-15 @ 16:29
Comment from: Paul W [Visitor]
I'd post a suggestion, but you probably won't have time to read it before the fbi drags you off.
2005-12-15 @ 16:59
Comment from: Kiel Christianson [Member]
 · http://www.travelgolf.com/departments/authorarchives/christianson.htm
"I've heard of losing your ball in the rough, but never both ends of your putter."
2005-12-15 @ 17:26
Comment from: Denver Player [Visitor]
The penalty should be talking golf with Jennifer Mario.
2005-12-15 @ 19:26
Comment from: The Undaunted Duffer [Visitor] · http://golfsduffer.blogspot.com/
Well well well, the prodigal son returns. It's good to see you back in action Reb. You’ve been missed. Might I say, this is a rather "spicy" come back post.
In any event, Michelle seems to know how to intimidate her opposition. Her whole body language in the picture seems to convey to her opponents where exactly they can put their putters for the upcoming season. Just because The Big Wiesy’s gonna’ be eatin’ them alive. All the while cleaning her shades so nonchalantly. By the way, I love pork rinds. BBQ preferably.
2005-12-15 @ 20:02
Comment from: matt [Visitor]
Michelle Wie finally puts her putter to good use.
2005-12-15 @ 22:05
Comment from: Sheryl [Visitor]
That picture is from 2 years ago when she was 14- Perv !
2005-12-16 @ 00:44
Comment from: Ron Mon [Member]
· http://www.buffalogolfer.com
So, how was prison, Reb? Time off for good behavior?
2005-12-16 @ 09:06
Comment from: Kenji [Visitor]
You sick creeps, you're the lowest form of scum!
"My putter's not working. How do I activate it?"
2005-12-16 @ 15:28
Comment from: alan [Visitor]
you obviously weren't away long enough
Alan M
2005-12-16 @ 21:46
Comment from: alan [Visitor]
when are you going to publish your apology?
Alan M
2005-12-18 @ 11:55
Comment from: Golfballer [Visitor]
Caption: Wie's Putter Rests in the Short Grass
2005-12-18 @ 21:22
Comment from: Palermo [Visitor]
Wei handling up or her business....
2005-12-19 @ 10:34
Comment from: Ron Mon [Member]
· http://www.buffalogolfer.com
What language does Palermo speak? Wei? As in Curds and Whey? "handling up or her business"? I don't get the code.
2005-12-19 @ 12:22
Comment from: K-Bra [Visitor]
I could have sworn I set that thing on the edge of the green!
2005-12-20 @ 02:35
Comment from: Mike [Visitor]
You could hear her competitor's exclaim under their breath "no wonder she's got a hot putter this round.."
2005-12-21 @ 13:07
Comment from: JOHN D [Visitor]
Damn! I could have swore I just put new batteries in this thing, yesterday.
2005-12-22 @ 05:21
Comment from: John D [Visitor]
It's all in the 'grip.'
2005-12-22 @ 05:23
Comment from: John D [Visitor]
Or maybe... "The grip, it's all in."
2005-12-22 @ 05:26
Comment from: John D [Visitor]
Hey, Look Ma, No Hands!
2005-12-22 @ 05:31
Comment from: John D [Visitor]
Now if I could get a shorter, fatter model, Could I play on the Men's Tour?
2005-12-22 @ 05:33
Comment from: Mike [Visitor]
Morgan Pressel, sounds like pretzle. Mmmmm, I like pretzles. I like that show, the OC. I wonder why koala bears eat just that one kind of tree. Sharks are scary........
2005-12-27 @ 09:52
Comment from: BV [Visitor]
REB - welcome back, your twisted take on all things golf was sorely missed (even resorted to reading Jen Mario's blog....yee gods that was boring)!
CAPTION - "Wie checking her lie, trying to decide if she needs more club".
2005-12-27 @ 12:54
Comment from: Keifer [Visitor]
Bet my shaft is stiffer than yours.
2006-01-02 @ 18:22
Comment from: alan [Visitor]
So, REB, Who is the winner? This was supposed to be a contest, after all.
2006-01-04 @ 19:49
Comment from: Tim McDonald [Member]
"Graphite or steel and discreet shipping"
2006-01-05 @ 11:03
Comment from: Martin Levac [Visitor]
Caption: "Michelle Wie, 14, intends to beat the men at their own game."
So, do I win or do I win?
2006-01-07 @ 07:20
Comment from: Kenji [Visitor]
"In consumer news today, Sony unveiled its new Michelle Wie action figure (shown here simulated life size). All parts are moveable. Side accessories include a remote-controlled S.I. reporter.
The 45-centimetre doll, clad in pink denim and interchangeble earrings, was dubbed by the New York Times as "the most extraordinary electronics product since the Pong machine".
In celebrity news, ex-blogger Chris Baldwin showed off his latest tatoo. It depicts Ms. Wie's angelic face, and underneath in medieval lettering, "Punahou Pride".
When asked to comment, Baldwin said 'If you can't beat 'em, join 'em' and began giggling hysterically."
2006-01-09 @ 21:59
Comment from: Patrick [Visitor]
All of those who have posted captions should be put away for disgrace to the human race. You truly are perverts who get off on seeing pictures of teenagers! Burn in hell all of you...
2006-01-10 @ 04:51
Comment from: Bulldog [Visitor]
"Now if I could just find a place to keep my balls".
2006-01-13 @ 12:26
Comment from: Alan [Visitor]
Patrick, you have no imagination. I don't think that comment will win this contest.
2006-01-14 @ 08:45
Comment from: John Galloway [Visitor] · http://www.belleviewn-gc.co.jp
Brings new meaning to the term wedgie!
2006-01-15 @ 20:39
Comment from: Alan [Visitor]
OOOOOH!!, AAAHHHHH!, OOOOOOO!,AH-AH-AH, AAAAAGGHHHH! I feel like I need a smoke! ALAN M
2006-01-16 @ 18:00
Comment from: John D [Visitor]
"Never Up - Never In!
2006-01-18 @ 08:09
Comment from: Alan [Visitor]
So, REB, Who is the winner? This was supposed to be a contest, after all. Alan M
2006-01-25 @ 06:47
Comment from: Bad Bill [Visitor]
WWWWWWIIIIIIIEEEEEeeeeee !!!!!
2006-02-01 @ 10:44
Comment from: Vincent Vega [Visitor]
Caption: Think I'll go with the jumbo grip next time.
2006-02-04 @ 14:50
Comment from: Sean Arhar [Visitor]
Love those new grips.
2006-02-09 @ 14:28
Comment from: Nate [Visitor]
...hearing about the new ribbed putter grips, michelle just couldn't wait til she got home...
2006-02-09 @ 14:47
Comment from: Golfnut [Visitor]
Ohh! Another hole in one.
2006-02-10 @ 23:36
Comment from: FRANK [Visitor]
"I WONDER IF THIS IS WHAT CHUBBS MEANT WHEN HE SAID IT'S ALL IN THE HIPS"
(CHUBBS BEING CARL WEATHER CHARACTER FROM HAPPY GILMOUR)
2006-02-25 @ 22:12
Comment from: John D [Visitor]
Thinking of that Happy Place?
2006-02-26 @ 06:10
Comment from: Howie [Visitor]
I love my new belly putter!
2006-02-27 @ 11:09
Comment from: Alan [Visitor]
Wow, those enlargment kits really DO work!!! Alan M
2006-03-08 @ 18:15
Comment from: Candace Polski [Visitor]
Wow, I go this humungus tool in my hands, but I still ain't got no balls.
2006-03-09 @ 18:30
Comment from: Alex [Visitor] · http://Alex
These new "Ping-Tang" grips are great - I just wish they were available in a pre-lubricated model. It would mean a lot less work for me.
2006-03-12 @ 13:03
Comment from: June [Visitor]
Woooo-Hooo!!!!!
2006-03-30 @ 18:57
Comment from: Candace Polski [Visitor]
Wow, This is so much better than the 'old way' - I just hate the taste of rubber.
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