mmmmmmm. Flotation Devices. ;-)

Mr. Rebel Blooger. or whatever else you may conveniently choose to call yourself. I am mortified that you would so callously edorse hooters as a safe floatation device. You, sir, are endagering the public welfare and safety with your outrageous and undocumented claim? Before blabbering your outsized orfice, the least you could have done is endanger your own safety first by actually testing the device. Even that small act would give far more credance to your claim, assuming that you live to tell the story.

That was a titalating piece.