The Baldwin phenomenon

Chris Baldwin–47 comments (some of these posts were in real time, too!)
Jennifer Mario and all the rest of us–less than 47 comments.

Say what you like, he makes stuff happen. What is the point of a blog? To make people give opinions on controversial issues. Since the word ‘controversial’ fails to appear in my dictionary, I need to ask Chris where he purchased his Webster’s.

I have to laugh when comments refer to Chris’ bacon and eggs. Is there a comparable female cut–"You must have the smallest … in the world!” or “Dudette, it’s confirmed, you have the biggest … and your thing for married South African men struck by lightning is frightening, to say the least.” Enough already with the physiology references!

I have a plan. I am going to talk about how Tiger’s swing changes will never result in another major win (what? he won two this year? crap.)

Plan B–No teenage girl could ever contend in an LPGA event (Huh? Google Creamer, Lang, Pressel, Wie … what happened to Song? Double crap.)

Plan C–Hockey players turned driving range owners turned career amateurs turned Nationwide tour wanderer cannot win US Senior … oh forget it! I’m just not controversial enough. Anyone want my job?