Scissor Scity...The Cut Line at the US Open

5:59 EST, with the projected cut at +9. Here are some of the notables. Feel free to criticize everything I write, with vehemence, venom, and vinesse (all right, the last word is fake.)

I’m out, I’m in, I’m out, I’m in, I’m out Award:
–Allan Doyle, thanks to a bogey-birdie-bogey-birdie-bogey finish.

I’m Clutch! Award:
–Stephen Gangluff, thanks to a birdie on the 450 yard 18th hole to get to +9.

I almost barfed it away Award:
–Ryuji Imada, +4 over the final five holes to finish at +9.

Ryuji Imada Award:
–Tim Herron, who scored +4 over the final three holes to finish at, you guessed it, +9.

Turn Around Good Award:
–Tom Pernice and Tommy Armour III, who improved nine strokes from round one to two to sneak in.

Turn Around Bad Award:
–Kevin Stadler, who went 71-81 to miss by three. He played his final nine holes +9. A lousy 41 would have earned a weekend stay.