How do you keep up with Tim Finchem?

I swear to you, I speak his English language, but I am having the hardest time keeping up with Tim Finchem. First I read, way back in the Summer, that the Fed-Ex Cup is set. Then we get the “Chase for the Card,” or whatever the leftover events are called, with Turning Stone Resort supplanting Broome County as the upstate New York event site. Afterward (unless I dreamed this), En-Joie gets a Nationwide Event, then that idea apparently gets pitched for a Champions’ Tour event. Now the Greater Greensboro Open…I mean the Chrysler Championship of Greensboro is no more, rechristened the Wyndham Championship, and scheduled in as the culminating event of the FedEx qualifying series. If I get this right, Kevin Harnek and Dale Jr. should go to sudden death at Greensboro, bumping that Tony Stewart guy out of the four-tournament championship series. I think this will all grow on us, just like the Fifth Major idea did.