Augusta National Par Three Contest...Did anyone play?
If you visit Golf.Com´s Par Three Contest photo essay from Augusta National, you´ll get the idea that the only people who played were a threesome totalling over 180 years of age, the English version of Lanny Wadkins (who has yet to impress me without Paul Azinger by his side) and some cute little daughters of current players.
At least five photos were dedicated to Palmer, Player and Picklaus…err, I mean Nicklaus. Should begin with a P, dammit! They had two more of Faldo, who must be sick with despair to have to share the booth with Mr. Milquetoast, Mr. Placid, Mr. Diaper, Jim Nantz. Get rowdy, Jim!! Let´s talk bikini wax!! Poor Nick…No Zinger for the Zingers.
Did anyone win the par-three contest? What´s that? Ohh, you can´t find the information, even though it´s over…strange. Maybe Coors Light won.
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