Earth to Andrade: Wah happen on the back nine at the Memorial?

This one pains me…my old Demon Deacon chum went out in 33 today, to get to -4 for the tournament. Then, bogey-double-bogeyTIMESsix for a 45 coming in. Did the Columbus Dispatch hit him in the head? Did the Columbus Blue Jackets skate all over him? Did Christopher Columbus sail the Nina, Pinta and Santa Maria into his caddie? What in God’s name provoked that run?

In the words of Ted Knight, aka Judge Elhugh Smails, “uh-uh, billy, billy, billy, billy, billy. whOa, billy, billy, billy, this is a biggee”