Practice rounds at Carnoustie have nothing on this dry run!

Word on the fairway is that practice rounds at Carnoustie have been unpredictable. Tiger plays in wind and rain (like most cats, he despises crappy weather),

TIGER IN WIND AND RAIN

while Phil comes out in shorts and slides a few hours later. Ask yourself, after Tiger’s sexy t-shirt exhibition at Oakmont,

TIGER LOOKING YOKED

aren’t we ready for Phil in shorts and slides?

No matter how poorly a practice round goes at Carnoustie, though, it can’t possibly be as off-target as one engaged in by special ops forces a week ago. At Carnoustie, missing a fairway by a foot can spell disaster. Imagine missing your target by three miles! Fortunately for the soldiers with rubber bullets, the prison guards held their fire. Good thing that the gorse and heather at Carnoustie don’t fire back.