On the heels of Gary Player’s attention-grab at Carnoustie, it is my intent to come clean and let you know what I know about steroid use in the golf writer world. To begin, the case of Kiel Christianson.

A few short years back, Kiel was a chubby academic, with paunches everywhere and a goofy smile…

Now look at him

I rest my first case.

Next, Mark Nessmith. As a child, he was the prototypical “kid-made-fun-of,” as seen in this photo:

After taking medications, you see a more robust, developed Nessmith:

Finally, Brandon Tucker. Tucker actually reversed the aging process with his use of anabolic steroids. Below is shot of him five years ago, as a 105-year-old retiree:

Today, check him out

… almost as good looking as Mr. Clean and Natural, Shanks

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