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Player vindicated; lid off drug-abusing golfers!
Wednesday August 1, 2007 | 15:49:11 310 words, 1833 views
The man feared most at Southern Hills by Tiger Woods and his PGA Tour cohorts has been nabbed for abuse of diuretics. Alessandro Pissilli was suspended for a positive test result for finasteride by the Italian olympic committee.
In spite of the fact that Pissilli had not actually qualified for the PGA Championship, he was still feared. Despite previous outings and oustings of world sporting figures Zach Lund, Stan Lazaridis, and Nordine Gezzar for finasteride dependency, Pissilli insisted that he had taken the drug to treat a prostrate problem (and possibly hair loss.) Finasteride is a known mask for steroid detection, but that notion has little to do with the more serious allegations of attempted prostrate curing and intended hair repopulation. Dick Pound, IOC chairman, had this to say:
On an incidental note, all quotations in this blog entry were fabricated and are completely made up. It is not even known if Alessandro Pissollinni, Dick Pound, Vivienne and Gary Player, and RonMon even exist outside of a fictional world. Comments:
Thanks, Joe. That was the reaction I was striving to effect in my readers. Keep it coming!!
Funny man, Ron Mon. Not bad.
Now if you could just make Dick Pound go away...
Comment from: Dave M [Visitor]
So is it Pissilli or Pissolinni? I'm so confused. And what is this finasteride? Can I get it at Wegmans?
I don't know how to spell it, and I'm Italian! Wegmans does rock, however. If you cannot find it there, it doesn't go in my belly.
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