Oct 23

What Wie needs to do to W.I.N.

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A lovely Ph.D. has penned an article titled “Spelling out the steps Michelle Wie must take to succeed.” The nucleus of the article is a mneumonic device, in the form of the acronym FORWARD, and isn’t life just tidy! This sweet tidiness is what BJ and Mrs. BJ Wie have tried to make out of Michelle’s life, to no avail. Sad, isn’t it? Although some of Ph.D. Silby’s points are salient enough, stooping to the acronym leaves a bad aftertaste. The most appropriate point is WIN, no matter what level. Go to the Future’s Tour (what is it called now?), go anywhere and win!

Here is my own acronym for Wie…W.I.N. The “W” stand for WHY, as in why are your parents around, all the time, reliving their lives through you? The “I” stands for I, as in I, Michelle Wie, need to take charge of my own life. The “N” stands for NOW, as in Now is the time for me to get a freakin’ life.

Put them together and chant with me…Why I Now, Why I Now, Why I Now.

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17 comments

  1. § Kiel Christianson® Email said on : 10/23/07 @ 15:28
    Anyone who ads their MA (or M.Ed.)) onto
    their PhD is suspicious. And acronyms should be
    AAAC (avoided at all costs).
  2. § Kiel Christianson® Email said on : 10/23/07 @ 15:28
    adds
  3. § Ron Mon® Email said on : 10/23/07 @ 19:00
    I have no titles, so I choose not to add anything before or after my name, beyond Mr.
  4. § Art Email said on : 10/24/07 @ 02:17
    I don't really understand your article. I understand Bubbles can't Win. Now or in the future

    She's Done

    Done,Done,Done. It's kind of Sad. I hope Parent's can learn from this and take a lesson from this,but I doubt it. Learn from Tiger's Dad
  5. § Ron Mon® Email said on : 10/24/07 @ 05:47
    It's tongue in cheek...the generation of '65 must have a different sense of humor from yours, Art...unless you were born in 1965...then I'm confused.
  6. § Kiel Christianson Email said on : 10/24/07 @ 07:42
    Hey, I was born in 1965. God, we are
    good-humored folk, aren't we?
  7. § Shanks® Email said on : 10/24/07 @ 09:17
    I'm just glad your program wasn't Practice, Improve & Study at Stanford.
  8. § Ron Mon® Email said on : 10/24/07 @ 09:30
    I like that...P.I.S.S., as in "piss your talent away."
  9. § Oui Oui Oui Email said on : 10/24/07 @ 11:05
    R.O.N = Retarded Obnoxious Nobody
  10. § joltin Joe Email said on : 10/24/07 @ 11:31
    O.O.O.= Obstreperous Obsequious Oui-knee
  11. § BV said on : 10/24/07 @ 12:35
    Ledbetter's jumping ship (lol...Titanic reference to Tuck's post) like the rat he is and now "self-help gurus" are piling on - it sure looks like the MW phenomenon has about run its course. Good post Ron Mon.
  12. § Ron Mon® Email said on : 10/24/07 @ 15:07
    Boy, French Guy, that's profound. Way to toss around the word "retarded." Try "rancorous" or "resentful" or something that's a bit less insulting. I'd hate to know what you might put in for N, F, or A.
  13. § Shanks® Email said on : 10/25/07 @ 08:43
    Obtuse Uninformed Idiot.
  14. § John D said on : 10/26/07 @ 05:26
    Appears that Wie-Wee should stay in school and learn another skill. She is probably going to need it.

  15. § wendy (uk) said on : 10/26/07 @ 10:28
    Gentlemen, Gentlemen!

    Get On Life's Fairway, please.
  16. § Ron Mon® Email said on : 10/26/07 @ 10:57
    Metaphor...my greatest opponent.
  17. § wendy (uk) said on : 10/27/07 @ 10:47
    I'm saving the mixed metaphors for a Special Occasion now.

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