Look at me! I’m the Magic Eight Ball!! Here are my answers:
# ● As I see it, yes
# ● Ask again later
# ● Better not tell you now
# ● Cannot predict now
# ● Concentrate and ask again
# ● Don’t count on it
# ● It is certain
# ● It is decidedly so
# ● Most likely
# ● My reply is no
# ● My sources say no
# ● Outlook good
# ● Outlook not so good
# ● Reply hazy, try again
# ● Signs point to yes
# ● Very doubtful
# ● Without a doubt
# ● Yes
# ● Yes - definitely
# ● You may rely on it

What are the odds that Tiger Woods will fire back-to-back rounds of 72?
Zero.

What are the odds that Geoff Ogilvy has a fourth consecutive round in the 60s in him?
Unknown.

Can Singh and Storm follow up their 63s with another round in the 60s?
Doubtful.

Ditto Jim Furyk and Retief Goosen with their 64s?
Ditto Doubtful.

Adam and Anders? Clark and Choi? Johnson and Karlsson?
Nope.

Here comes a new entry in the Tiger Comeback encyclopedia. The only question to ask the Eight Ball is, will he do it on the Front, the Back, or a combination of the Nines?
Wait and see.

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