Real simple here…2 Iron…ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME!?!?!? Looks like about an 8-iron from my vantage point, but then again, it’s dolphin season. Maybe Tucker underwent some accu-pressure…or is it accu-puncture? I forget. However you mix it, it’s tequila, salt and lime. As far as the judge, the funny ones are on t.v. or dead (Elihu Smails!!!–will you loofah my stretch marks?) The ones who try to make antiquated pop culture references fall flat on their faces, as did this clown. full post »