since you are conjuring up this entire conversation, how about you tell me?

–Certainly, Woodsy. I imagine that it is the Padraig Harrington-Henrik Stenson one.

–(Tiger laughs, uncomfortably) I’ve got to hand it you, RonMon. Tom from Albany really doesn’t know how smart you are. Why do you think I fear that pairing?

–The two of them are European and will feed off each other. And, neither one has to stare you down. You’ll dispose of Y.E. Yang by the 7th hole, but you won’t ever get the chance to give off your vibe to Paddy and Henny.

–(Tiger nods) Do you think I fear Glover and Kjeldsen?

–No…Glover had his major win for the next ten years. Kjeldsen hasn’t broken 70 yet, and -5 won’t get it done, assuming he shoots another 70.

–(Tiger smiles and examines his claws, errrr, nails.) True dat. What about Els and Quiros?

–Nope. If the little man on Els’ shoulder doesn’t bother him, Quiros’ length will. Els will get into a pis-, I mean a driving contest with him and will lose his focus.

–So how come none of the major magazines have snapped you up, RonMon, with insights like those?

–Are you kidding, E? Travelgolf.com is THE major webazine!!!

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