Ryder Cup Needs Special Ruling
Apparently there is a conspiracy underfoot at Nemacolin Woodlands in Pennsylvania where the PGA Tour is playing the 84 Lumber Classic. It seems that a certain government agent by the name of A. Powers has notified golf officials that European badman Dr. Evil has stolen the mojo from US Ryder Cup players. All of a sudden top golfers Scott Verplank, Chris DiMarco and Chad Campbell can’t hit their ass with a shovel. There may be a foreign link to this plot as the top 2 players in the world, Tiger Woods & Jim Furyk - also from the US - are currently suffering a similar fate in England.
In light of these breaking developments, US Ryder Cup Captain Tom Lehman has requested a special ruling that would allow him to pick some potential replacements. Said Lehman, “I’ve requested a substitute for the team next week at the K Club in Ireland. As luck would have it, US golfer Shaun Micheel is already in the UK and it would be a minimal disruption to his schedule for him to join us. He seems to be unaffected by this blatant act of foul play.”
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Seriously, since we have been losing the Ryder Cup quite regularly I would like to see the captain pick hot golfers instead of experienced golfers.
But I've always maintained that both sides should have identical qualification rules. At least then you get apples and apples.
Agreed on Moore, hope to get him in my fantasy pool next year. Huge upside.
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