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No More Aquaman, Please
Thursday January 3, 2008 | 13:23:05 561 words, 7375 views
Enough is enough. It’s about time for the world to lighten up on Woody Austin. For years, he has been known to the general public as that crazy guy who got so mad he banged his putter over his head until the shaft was bent. PGA Tour insiders, however, would marvel at how well he hit the ball. In 2007 Austin began to fulfill his potential. After a less-than-inspiring Spring start, it all came together in June when he chased down Adam Scott and demolished a very good field at St. Judes. He did it by firing a sizzling 8 under par 62 in the final round, and this on a very tough par 70 course with only two par fives. The old nervousness seemed to abate and things were never the same after that. After the inevitable emotional letdown for a couple of weeks, Austin played as normal, except he mixed in a few exceptional performances as well, most notably the 2nd place finish at the PGA Championship, only 2 shots behind Tiger Woods. During that week, he reminded us that along with Mark Calcavecchia and Colin Montgomerie (on a good day), Austin is one of the very best interviews in the game. He was quite blunt about how he is treated by the press in comparison to the Great One. He talked of how when Woods curses or slams his club on the ground he is characterized as “intense” or “sooo competitive”, yet when Austin does the same thing he’s called “temperamental”, “a loose cannon” or “emotional”. And you know what? He was right. That was all a prelude to his magnificent, clutch performance on the course at the Presidents Cup. His presence was deeply valued by his teammates, who seemed to feed off of his refreshing desire to do whatever it took to win, but all while enjoying - and being humbled by - the experience. And then came the surreal, salmon-catching, face slam into the pond. Of course, everybody had their fun razzing him about it – especially his teammates and partner Phil Mickelson. Austin did his part by playing along because, hell, what else are you going to do? Yessiree, just grin and bear it. But what that did, however, was to partially, if not almost totally, obscure a breakout year for the 43 year old. He’s proven that when the flat stick is under control, he can play with the very best in the world. Most folks don’t even remember that the shot Austin was attempting, the shot that lead to the unfortunate dive, was nearly impossible. He was just hoping to get his ball somewhere near the green, that he might chip in for a halve of the hole. His partner was already in his pocket. And most folks almost certainly don’t recall that Austin dried himself off and proceeded to birdie the last three holes to get a halve of that match for his team. So I found it a bit more than annoying that television announcer Dan Hicks could rarely manage to refer to Austin during the fun-season Merrill Lynch Shootout without laughingly calling him Aquaman. The man, along with partner Calcavecchia, did manage to win the event. He has made himself into one of the top players in the game, so how about a little respect now. I’m quite sure he’s earned it. Comments:
He's dead right, Shanks. Woods is a spoiled brat; yet, he could throw a club and knock a spectator unconscious, and they'd be talking about his steely-eyed determination.
I can't stand idol worship.
Comment from: Brandon Tucker [Member]
There are so few funny moments that happen in pro golf, forgive the press for milking Woody's mishap in Montreal.
It may not be fair to Woody, but the tour may not see something as hilarious for years.
Comment from: Shanks [Member]
Sorry, BTuck, but the press doesn't get a pass on this one. Do you think Hicks et al would be saying the same things if it happened to Woods?
The best thing Woody said was "why does everybody say how Woods hates to make bogeys ? I hate to make bogeys too, maybe more." Woody has been, as you pointed out, a great ball striker who can compete with anybody when the putter is working. And that is why he gets so frustrated. When you hit it pure and shoot par because of bad putting it is hard to take. OT Brandt Snedeker may turn out to be a top player. He almost won the Australian Open, no mean feat, and is off to a great start in the Mercedes.
Comment from: Ron Mon [Member]
Woods would have walked on the water, and rendered the whole plunge thing moot.
Comment from: Ron Mon [Member]
He also might have floated over the H2O, or created a hovercraft-like jetstream to suspend himself above the aqueous body.
Comment from: Wendy (UK) [Visitor]
Well said, Shanks. Although I was a little critical of Woody not competing in The Open when he had the chance, I respect him for his gritty play, not least in The President's Cup. I suspect the putdown of Aquaman says more about the person who coined it (and those who continue using it) than it does about him. However, he still needs to do something about this attire!
Comment from: Shanks [Member]
Funny thing is, I'm not a huge supporter of Austin. It just seems as though the press is being disrespectful, as though he's some sort of mentally challenged mascot. I'm still unhappy that a golfer so good would pass up a chance to play in The Open. His reasoning was that he "didn't know if he could play that kind of golf". Well, duh, go over and find out! As well as he hits the ball, Carnoustie would likely have been a great place for him. Major Championships are where legacies are made. How can a guiy like him, who is fighting for respect and acceptance, pass on the opportunity?
Comment from: Brandon Tucker [Visitor]
Our culture revels in other people's (celebs especially) blunders (see YouTube, TMZ, etc.)
Is this a result of our own insecurities stemmed from a capitalist society - where nothing we accomplish is ever 'good enough'? Or are pranks and follies simply a timeless form of humor? Golf has enough winners. It needs its dunces too.
Comment from: Wendy (UK) [Visitor]
It just seemed to me that it could have been one of those lightning strikes a la Hamilton/Curtis(at 43 what had he got to lose?) and underdogs do get great support. Oh well, I'll get out of here before The Monster comes for you.
Comment from: Shanks [Member]
There you go - calling one of the top 30 golfers in the world a dunce. Guilty as charged. Perhaps we should recognize that sometimes our culture really sucks, and then try to do things differently.
Comment from: Wendy (UK) [Visitor]
I almost wish Woody had not played along with it, but I guess if he hadn't the press would have crucified him for that. You're right that schadenfreude stems from insecurity - but you can try to rise above it rather than following the herd.
Comment from: The Golfaholic [Visitor]
I thought Woody was awesome for the US side. I'm a little tired of the water guy too. But I do like Woody's spirit. I think he is going to have a great 2008.
Comment from: Steve Wozeniak PGA [Visitor]
Woody is fun to watch and cheer for, I love his take on all of these Tour players with Coach's following them around like little baby ducks. He asked how old they are? Figure the golf swing out and play!! Go Woody.
Steve Wozeniak PGA www.stevewozeniak.com
Comment from: BV [Visitor]
oh my...BTuck....been brainwashed by the RED Wolfie and Mon?? "Nothing is ever 'good enough' in a capitalist society"? Ask Bill Gates if he thinks he's done 'well enough'...or Mike Dell....geez!
Comment from: Wendy (UK) [Visitor]
What more does the man have to do for respect? OK, that last putt was not the best, but he had given his all until then. AND new attire!
Comment from: Shanks [Member]
Woodrow is not the best putter in the world, but when he's on, he's very good.
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