Golf and ED: a great pairing

So Kiel Christiansen, Jennifer Mario and all those other prudes – that’s what they are, despite their disclaimers – are offended by erectile dysfunction ads during golf tournaments?

It’s true that I am almost genetically impossible to offend – I’m a huge Jerry Springer fan, for instance, and I always watch George Bush’s press conferences – but frankly I don’t see the problem.

Are they any more offensive than ads for feminine hygiene products? Not nearly as much. My squirm factor is much higher for those type ads than during any ED ad.

Besides, I think it’s hilarious the ED ads air during golf tournaments. It’s all about marketing. Where else you going to air those ED ads? During Ultimate Fighting? The NFL? Golf’s a natural for ED – all those old fogeys and Republicans need this kind of information. I for one want to see old duffers and Republicans lead full lives and have loving, caring relationships with their partners.

So get off your high horses Kiel, Jennifer and all you others. Embrace the new love technology. It’s not hard.