All hail the Funk. Fred Funk, who wasn’t even supposed to be there, dominates the Skins Game to the shock of pretty much everybody.

I think this shows how new technology isn’t dominating the game, even on the pro level. Funk was barely longer than Annika Sorenstam off the tee (and when he wasn’t, he had to pay dearly for it, wearing a skirt).

But, his accuracy beat the most dominant players in the game, both men and women, and Fred Couples, the King of the Silly Season. It was like Kobe Bryant’s father beating him at one-on-one.

I wonder if Nike will now launch an ad campaign targeting short, old crossdressers.

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