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Finally, a solution for slow play
Thursday November 9, 2006 | 11:54:27 142 words, 1969 views
The Australians have finally come up with a solution for one of golf’s biggest problems: slow play. The obvious answer – and I don’t know why I never thought of this – is to make sure you have a rugby player in your group. Police say they have charged Australian rugby legend Terry Lamb with assault after he punched fellow member Greg Davison on the 18th green at the Cabramatta Golf Club last month, sending him to the hospital. Lamb had allegedly had enough of Davison’s slow play. The only question surrounding the incident is why Lamb waited until the 18th green. Lamb, now retired, led an Australian rugby team called the Bulldogs to three championships, what the Aussies call “premierships.” Personally, since we don’t have that much rugby over here, I’m thinking hockey players would do the trick. I’m actively seeking one now. Comments:
If you looked at the photos after the scuffle it looks like the member got in his fair share of shots.
Whatever happened to the dignified days when golf was a gentelman's game and one simply fired balls into groups who held up play?
A well placed ball into their golf cart gains the same result and you can always say, "Damn I'm sorry, I really got a hold of that one".
Oct. 20, 2005 A teed-off deputy allegedly uses a gun to speed up fellow golfers;
What you need is an off duty deputy to help things along. Leave a comment: |
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