Gatorade is coming out with a new product called Gatorade Tiger, “formulated for Tiger Woods in great tasting flavors he selected,” according to the company.

How did they come up with this? They tested his sweat.

According to Gatorade, Woods met with the “Gatorade Sports Science Institute.” There, they conducted a “sweat analysis” of Woods.

How’d you like to have that job?

After testing his sweat, which they found contained a small concentrate of kryptonite, they developed a “specialized hydration and nutrition strategy.”

Available in three “new and refreshing flavors.”

“Now that Gatorade Tiger is hitting store shelves, I am excited for everyone to try it,” says Tiger.

Yeah, can’t wait. Sweat like Tiger.

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