I’ve been trying not to write this blog, but an inner voice keeps saying “Good Lord, man, stand up for yourself!” It sounds a little like that drill sergeant in Platoon, or my ex-wife. Did you happen to catch CBS’ Jimmy Roberts during the Players Championship, in his breathless report on how ex-PGA Tour Commissioner Deane Beman FINALLY came up with a great name for the closing three holes at the TPC? Honestly, I didn’t know there had been such a gargantuan struggle to name Nos. 16, 17 and 18, but I guess there has been. Anyway, Roberts came out with it: “The Gauntlet.” Then ... full post »

The people in North Carolina are getting a new, Arnold Palmer golf course. The course, tentatively called Folly Creek, will be part of the Seven Falls Golf and River Club. It’s about eight miles from Hendersonville, on the southern edge of the Blue Ridge Mountains. Developers are hoping to open the course sometime in November of this year. It’s situated along the French Broad River, one of the oldest rivers in the country, and winds through western Henderson County. The club will also have a short nine and a 58-acre practice facility. There will be a lodge and more than 900 housing units. Lots ... full post »

I’ve said for quite a while that if Sergio Garcia could ever re-gain the putting form he showed as a teen phenom, he could challenge Tiger Woods. Garcia is one of the best ball-strikers in the game, and one of the worst putters. Garcia won The Players Championship Sunday, but even though he putted well in the final round, he’s still a long way from taking on the best in the world on a consistent basis. I was dying to see him line up a knee-knocker in the playoff with Paul Goydos, but of course Goydos’ water ball on the 17th hole ... full post »

Johnny Miller showed why he is the best, most brutally candid golf analyst yesterday with his comments on Tiger Woods. Woods, as most people might know, talked early in the season about his pursuit of the Grand Slam. Miller must have been thinking what I and a million other golf fans were thinking. Isn’t it a little early to be making such a bold prediction? Even if it’s Tiger Woods doing the talking? “I’m not taking a slam at Tiger, but I think the Grand Slam is something you start thinking about on the first of August, after you’ve won the three other ... full post »

The differences between commercial airlines in America and everywhere else in the world, including Africa, Asia, Antarctica and any other continent they happen to find would fill a Super Wal Mart. American planes are dingy, grubby and probably contagious. There’s an air of desolation as soon as you walk into the cabin. It’s like being locked away in a Mexican jail on trumped-up drug charges. The seats were designed by midgets, for midgets. A chimp might be comfortable, but only if he were a very small, tranquilized baby chimp who didn’t mind sitting erect, like a granite statue, and did not require ... full post »

I haven’t played enough golf yet in eastern Denmark and southern Sweden – a geographical area known as Oresund – to call it the Great Undiscovered Golf Destination, but I can definitely say it’s promising. First of all, golf is cheaper here than probably any other place in Western Europe, and cheaper than many places in the U.S. The game is growing like wildfire in Denmark – second behind only soccer – and it’s been a mainstay for family fun in Sweden for years. Secondly, there are quite a few golf courses to choose from. In Skane, which takes up much of ... full post »

I’m not sure if I’m a lightning rod for violence or if a divine force is trying to tell me something. Last month I was lying in a hotel bed in Branson, Missouri, when I was jostled awake in the middle of the night. The entire hotel was vibrating. I remember thinking, “This is interesting. I should probably remember this.” Then I went back to sleep. The next morning, I learned there had been a 5.2 magnitude earthquake in Illinois that was felt from Nebraska to Atlanta, in places as far-flung as Milwaukee, Louisville and Cincinnati. Then, last night, I was again sleeping ... full post »

The crown prince and princess of Denmark are members of the Royal Copenhagen Golf Club, but the Danes – never ones to put on airs, or heirs for that matter – call it simply the Copenhagen Golf Club. If an American golf club had royalty for members, they’d plaster it in neon 50 feet high. The Danes don’t like to brag. Chances are you won’t run into royalty on the course, outside of the huge, historic city. But, you will run into a variety of other species. The course sits in a park about 400 years old, and is open to the ... full post »

The woman in the black dress standing by the airport gate waiting for her plane to board wasn’t beautiful. The best you could say was that she was merely attractive. Nor was the dress she wore that revealing. It ended somewhere below the knee and there was no cleavage at all. All of these things would have been good excuses to surreptitiously gawk, a specialty of mine, but I can’t use them. Because there I was, staring. Finally, feeling like a stalker, I looked away. It didn’t take long to dawn on me why she attracted such attention. She was wearing one ... full post »