You think the Ryder Cup was thrilling? Wait til the last FedEx Cup playoff tournament

I think I speak for all golf fans when I say I’m in breathless anticipation waiting for the big event at East Lake in Atlanta, site of the last of the four FedEx Cup playoff tournaments?

Who will win? Will it be Tiger Woods, Phil Mickelson, Paddy Harrington?

This will put the Ryder Cup to shame because these are the best of the…

Wait – this just in. Oh. I see. Sorry, it says here Vijay Singh has already won it.

Whu?

Yep, all the big Fijan has to do is put on his golf shoes every day and show up for the post-round press conferences. And then there’s the fact Woods is hurt and won’t play until next year.

Look, I’m just sorry all to hell about this because I know the PGA Tour suits tinkered with the rules and all in an effort to make the FedEx Cup more exciting, but how in the hell do you manufacture drama when the guy’s already won the $10 million?

We supposed to tune in to see who finishes second?

What kind of “playoff” is this?

Only in golf.

I’d say the suits have some work to do after Vijay cashes his check, if there are any American banks left that have enough money.