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HALF PINT [Visitor] in response to: Analyzing Natalie Gulbis: Gee, what's behind those calendar spreads?

HALF PINT [Visitor] — Tue, 06 Feb 2007 22:17:10 +0000

I was having a crappified day until I started reading these comments and replies.

Some of them are hilarious. As in: Shanks — "I can relate to Gubis. Some days I just feel like a piece of meat."

Caused me to laugh out loud. My compliments to Shanks.

Then there was Dave's comment — "Is it possible to hear more about the 'biological imperative of the species?'"

And Tim McDonald's rejoinder — "Dave, take a good look at Natalie's calendar: It'll come to you."

Bullseye.Hole in One. Game, set, match.

And this one. Patricia's comment — "Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got to get into a skimpy swimsuit . . . and a comprimising position . . . And go get some photos taken for my blog."

To which, Tim McDonald replied — "Patricia, any chance of me getting ahold of those photos?"

I almost pulled a muscle laughing.

Laughter is indeed the best medicine. All of you have helped turn a crappified day into a mediocre one. Many thanks.

HALF PINT

P.S. Also, wanted to compliment Tim McDonald on his metaphor? simile? in his story: "It's as bland as a garden
rake."

Hugh Beaumont [Visitor] in response to: Analyzing Natalie Gulbis: Gee, what's behind those calendar spreads?

Hugh Beaumont [Visitor] — Tue, 06 Feb 2007 17:46:40 +0000

Tim, you're the American Dream - person
who knows nothing about anything and can still find a job.

To you giving hope to a world of ignorance.

Chin, Chin..

Judge Smails [Visitor] in response to: Analyzing Natalie Gulbis: Gee, what's behind those calendar spreads?

Judge Smails [Visitor] — Sun, 04 Feb 2007 21:56:58 +0000

Patricia,

Yes, I know women are naive like that. However, I'm with my girlfriend because of her inner beauty.

As far as beauty pageants go, they have undergone their transformation because of political correctness, as I said.

Tim McDonald [Member] in response to: Analyzing Natalie Gulbis: Gee, what's behind those calendar spreads?

Tim McDonald [Member] — Sun, 04 Feb 2007 17:37:47 +0000

And by the way, I'd like to know more about that "real trouble" you've been into.

Tim McDonald [Member] in response to: Analyzing Natalie Gulbis: Gee, what's behind those calendar spreads?

Tim McDonald [Member] — Sun, 04 Feb 2007 17:28:45 +0000

Patricia, any chance of me getting ahold of those photos?

One-Putt [Visitor] in response to: Analyzing Natalie Gulbis: Gee, what's behind those calendar spreads?

One-Putt [Visitor] — Sun, 04 Feb 2007 08:08:45 +0000

"Comment from: patricia [Visitor] Email · http://www.thegolfgirl.blogspot.com
Now if you'll excuse me I've got to get into a skimpy swimsuit... and a compromising position... and go get some photos taken for my blog."

Hey Pat whatever it takes to get the hit counter moving.

patricia [Visitor] in response to: Analyzing Natalie Gulbis: Gee, what's behind those calendar spreads?

patricia [Visitor] — Sun, 04 Feb 2007 05:03:22 +0000

Mars/Venus guys. That's what it is. We girls really don't see things the way you do. Women are just that different from men.

Believe it or not, deep down we really do feel that our personalities, intellect, hopes and dreams are important and interesting to you guys...particularly when we're young and/or naive. As we get older and more worldly we come to realize that guys (especially alpha-male type guys) are almost always going to be far more interested in a girl with a cute face and ~~a nice rack~~ nice breasts then one who's attributes are mainly intellectual or spiritual. It's primal, as you say. But you know what? Unless we've become totally blase and mercenary, we're still probably holding out hope that guys are into us for our sharp intellect and extraordinary personality.

As far as Natalie is concerned, I don't think she's being disingenuous or phony, just naive and romantic as girls of her age and background will be. Her managers encourage her to do the calendars and, after all, when you look good it's fun to pose in bikinis and sexy outfits. But I think she's convinced that you guys will see beyond the purely physical. It's not about political correctness. I know it's hard for men to believe, but trust me, that's the way most women really think.

Now if you'll excuse me I've got to get into a skimpy swimsuit... and a compromising position... and go get some photos taken for my blog.

Tim McDonald [Member] in response to: Analyzing Natalie Gulbis: Gee, what's behind those calendar spreads?

Tim McDonald [Member] — Sat, 03 Feb 2007 16:16:27 +0000

Dave, take a good look at Natalie's calendar: it'll come to you.