Secret Service keeps Bill Clinton from golf-filled, rocket-exploding Las Vegas romp with porn star

President Bill Clinton had his rigid club with its long, hard shaft armed and ready. Porn star Sophia Rossi was nearby, waiting for that 18-inch rocket to fill her sky with explosives. Then two sexy, armed men in sunglasses showed up.

“We cannot have you shooting rockets at President Clinton,” a Secret Service agent told the party of Rossi, according to the Las Vegas Review-Journal.

Turns out that Clinton was golfing at Las Vegas Country Club, while Rossi was holding a birthday party at her home nearby for her 5-year-old daughter. The little girl had a remote-control rocket that they were preparing to shoot off when the Secret Service arrived.

The porn star’s daughter got to shoot off her rocket later in the day, which sadly veered off course and reportedly destroyed an aspirin factory.

The moral of all this? Maybe that “The Porn Star’s Daughter” would some day make a cool movie title. That’s stretching it though. Basically, it was just some stuff that happened.

Sophia Rossi:
working mom.

“I’m just disappointed I didn’t get a photo with him,” Rossi told the Review-Journal.

You and him both, dear.

–WKW