by Trevor Westbrook
Sirs,
I read your tirade of abuse about pre-season baseball and wonder why you bother. It's just a game of rounders played by overpaid men.
Being English I prefer rounders, even if the game is crap there's some totty to look at. Don't forget that when in pain a short skirt on your nurse is better than morphine.
Have you lot over there not worked that out yet?.
In dismay,
Trevor.